The first thing I think when I meet a new woman is, ‘I wonder howoften this broad goes to the gym.’ The answer I arrive at each time is,‘Not enough.’
Women mostly look like wet rag dolls of flab and boobs all wrappedin a fabric casing that cost ten times more than it should. How thefuck is a flannel shirt $89 at American Apparel? Since when didlumberjacks and lesbians spend more than a steak dinner on their workclothes? I don’t know, but it’s happening.
The point is, women wouldn’t know physical definition if it wasstaring them in the face — even if it had only 3% body fat like NicolasCage in Con Air. That’s because men are better than women at going tothe gym.
The first thing I think when I meet a new woman is, ‘I wonder howoften this broad goes to the gym.’ The answer I arrive at each time is,‘Not enough.’
Women mostly look like wet rag dolls of flab and boobs all wrappedin a fabric casing that cost ten times more than it should. How thefuck is a flannel shirt $89 at American Apparel? Since when didlumberjacks and lesbians spend more than a steak dinner on their workclothes? I don’t know, but it’s happening.
The point is, women wouldn’t know physical definition if it wasstaring them in the face — even if it had only 3% body fat like NicolasCage in Con Air. That’s because men are better than women at going tothe gym.
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